Lifestyle Transformer Pillows

"I almost fell off the treadmill."

"I'm ready to switch"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Fitness Workshop for 'Adult Children of Sedentary Parents.

"I know I live just around the corner, but it's taken 6 years for me to come here..."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Cat in a flap

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Trust

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'No, you won't live longer if you give up sex and alcohol. But it'll seem like it.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Macho Vegetarian

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"You won’t need refills."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Does it spark joy?

Obese beer drinkers.