Lifestyle Overhaul Pillows

'Let's see...we've taken you off smoking, drinking and rich food. What else do you enjoy?'

"I didn't spark joy."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

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'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"You won’t need refills."

"If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you'll be in as good a shape as you've never been."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Life coach faces the Grim Reaper

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

'You ought to wise up, and get into a more contemporary lifestyle - and the first step is to become a vegetarian.'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

'Watch yourself.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"My joints... are almost done"

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

'I recently became a veggie.'

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"