Tune Toaster Gifts

"Well, I'm sorry, but I just can't help mindlessly humming the corn ball tunes I pick up from the elevator."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Baby Mozart.

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Sportsman and music

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Musical Pondering.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'Moon, June...'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

Piano-Tuning Bar

Tune Up Shop.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

"Cheater"

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

Police Dept. Public Information Office. This press release should say "We have not yet gathered evidence," not "We're clueless"!

'Tuna's here John.'

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

Dido

"A lullaby? Don't you know any tunes from Hamilton?"

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)