Tune Toaster Pillows

"Well, I'm sorry, but I just can't help mindlessly humming the corn ball tunes I pick up from the elevator."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Baby Mozart.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Yes, dear, I was cool under pressure in the boardroom. It's 58 degrees in there!"

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Sportsman and music

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'Moon, June...'

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

Piano-Tuning Bar

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Eric Clapton.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Tuna's here John.'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

"Here's one I wrote about not being able to come up with one of those 'Here's One I Wrote About' songs."

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'