Instrument Tuning Mugs

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Orchestra.

Cycling with a harp case

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Luthier

A souped up car...

Red hot little combo

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Orchestra

Sportsman and music

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"Music has doubled my income..."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

Trumpet

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Sousaphone Player

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

String Quartet Vending Machine

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

Piano-Tuning Bar

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Tuba Music

Straightening up.

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"