Car Tuning Mugs

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

Pimp my cow.

A souped up car...

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

He spends all weekend under the stupid thing, but I don't think he's really fixing anything.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Yehudi Menuhin.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Trumpet

Tune Up Shop.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Straightening up.

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

Those microphones sound great

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"Kinda wimpy. But...with tinted windows...and 18-inch luxury chrome wheels...and a spoiler! Totally guy!"

'Industrial Real Estate' fine tuning 'Distribution'

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

A planet like ours - desert piano tuner.

Pimp my sleigh.

We discovered he's tone-deaf when he started to fine-tune the economy.

"This time I'm going to teach you how to tune it yourself."

Cheating Composer

I downloaded your band's new album. It's actually not bad at all. Thanks! I chose all the tracks and loops and dragged them onto the timeline myself. I even chose the pitch of the auto-tune. Well

As a lighthearted way of greeting patients, Dr. Alex Liu played 'Chattanooga Choo Choo' on their teeth before each dental procedure.