Camera Technician Gifts

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'

"Someone is at the front door."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Early cyborg.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

The Not-So Smart Meter

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

High speed cinder block

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Next camera crew 5 mins

Elephant ass selfie.

Police film evidence

Battery Lighthouse

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fixing the TV.