Film Projector Technician Gifts

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

Copycats

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Mona Lisa Letter Box Edition.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"Someone is at the front door."

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

Fireplace Projector.

"I've scanned all our clothes into our computer and emailed them to the hotel we'll be staying at."

Photocoffier.

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

Roberto Benigni

'I think Lassie's trying to sell us something.'

Quentin Tarantino

"And the award for the best interruption of an oscar speech goes to...The woodwinds."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".