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Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

Copycats

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Someone is at the front door."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Mona Lisa Letter Box Edition.

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

Fireplace Projector.

"I've scanned all our clothes into our computer and emailed them to the hotel we'll be staying at."

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

Photocoffier.

HornyWood

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".