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'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'

"Someone is at the front door."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Early cyborg.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

The Not-So Smart Meter

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Next camera crew 5 mins

High speed cinder block

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Battery Lighthouse

Elephant ass selfie.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

Fixing the TV.