Movie Projector Operator Gifts

Keeping the projector cool

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

'Hollywood expressed an interest in doing a movie on Iraq, with Anthony Hopkins as Saddam.'

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

You are very important to me!

James Bond: Senior Years.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Groupeé? You can call me "Booster." Dr. Noodle. Hey, who was that who just left your office? Was that that historian I saw on TV? Herodotus Jenkins? I can't say. He's the best. He come here this time every week? I can't say. And who's that out in the waiting room? Is that Brock Manly of "Fast & Furious 12" fame? I can't say. What brings you here? I heard you treat all the famous people. I just thought it might be nice to know the rich and famous are as messed up a

Cinema. Save me a seat, dear, behind you.

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.