Camera Work Gifts

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Burning the midnight oil.

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Work Parfait

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Back to work...

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

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