Camera Gifts

Man Ray

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

My First Camera

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Vlad the Impala

'Now that's an afro!'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Superheroes take a selfie

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Happy Easter

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Early photobombing

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Elfie Stick

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."