Camera Equipment Gifts

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

'Was the flash too bright?'

A fish-eye lens.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Audio Books

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Candid Camera store.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Next camera crew 5 mins

Edison invents the personal stereo

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Man Ray

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Henry Fox Talbot

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."