Camera Gear Geek Gifts

"I realize you're afraid the airline will lose your camera gear again, but I doubt duct taping it to yourself will be allowed."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Candid Camera store.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Bicycle sat nav.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Elephant ass selfie.

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'