Photography Geek Gifts

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Now that's an afro!'

Elfie Stick

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

The High Line at Giza

Shellfie

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Elephant ass selfie.

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hold it! Hold it!'

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Giraffe Selfie

Smile

Snapshots in Time

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo