Photography Fanatic Gifts

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

Satan gets his pictures back from the photo lab.

'Nice clip frame.' - 'Two quid. Bargain.' - 'Shame about the scratch.' - 'What? Oh... yeah...' - 'Never mind... I'm sure it won't detract from your miserable little photograph too much.' - 'Gah.' -

"You're right, I need a longer selfie-stick..."

'Now that's an afro!'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Tourists in Egypt

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Victorian Selfie

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Smile

Snapshots in Time

Mount Rushmore.

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Say cheese!

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Statue of liberty selfie

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"Great photo."

Lumiere brothers caricature

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Bunny Pranks