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Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

Satan gets his pictures back from the photo lab.

'Nice clip frame.' - 'Two quid. Bargain.' - 'Shame about the scratch.' - 'What? Oh... yeah...' - 'Never mind... I'm sure it won't detract from your miserable little photograph too much.' - 'Gah.' -

"You're right, I need a longer selfie-stick..."

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Tourists in Egypt

Victorian Selfie

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Snapshots in Time

Mount Rushmore.

Smile

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Lumiere brothers caricature

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Say cheese!

Selfie

"Great photo."

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'