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"That's a portrait photographer. He take youies."

"For goodness' sake Eric you don't have to like cheese. Just smile."

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

'I took this photo to bring back memories but the only thing I can remember about the day is that I took this photograph.'

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

Person taking photo of a hippopotamus.

Lumiere brothers caricature

The New Trump

Cross photo.

'-say tease'

'Come on, Henry, you're dead, at least suck in your gut.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Try and get my good side.'

Human Pyramid in Egypt.

Flasher/Cameraman

"Hold still - I'm supposed to take a verification of delivery photo."

"They must be a couple-- she's posting ussie's instead of selfies."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Romantic Giraffes

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

German Expressionist Breakfast

An Unexpected Guest.

"Mr. Right!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Distractions Of The Great