Photography Aficionado Mugs

"That's a portrait photographer. He take youies."

"For goodness' sake Eric you don't have to like cheese. Just smile."

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

'I didn't know Playboy photographers used picture phones.'

'I took this photo to bring back memories but the only thing I can remember about the day is that I took this photograph.'

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

Person taking photo of a hippopotamus.

Lumiere brothers caricature

"Hurry up and get a picture before we lose the passion of the moment!"

The New Trump

Cross photo.

'-say tease'

'Come on, Henry, you're dead, at least suck in your gut.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Try and get my good side.'

Human Pyramid in Egypt.

Flasher/Cameraman

We can't move in any closer together, Bob.

Museum of Photography. The wet collodion process of making photographic negatives was invented by Englishman Frederick Scott Archer in the mid-1800's. A photographer would create a negative on a coated glass plate with this process and could then develop unlimited copies of a photo with that negative! Newsroom, let's go live! We just went from a "developing" story to "breaking" news!

"Hold still - I'm supposed to take a verification of delivery photo."

"They must be a couple-- she's posting ussie's instead of selfies."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

(Camel paintings)