Photo Fanatics T-Shirts

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Tourists in Egypt

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Office pics on dinner table.

Victorian Selfie

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Great photo."

Say cheese!

Selfie

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"That's an old photo."

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"They grow up so fast."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"Say 'cheese'!"

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'It won't change pictures when I rub my finger over it.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.