Photo Fanatics T-Shirts

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Tourists in Egypt

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Office pics on dinner table.

Victorian Selfie

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Statue of liberty selfie

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Say cheese!

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Great photo."

Selfie

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"That's an old photo."

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"They grow up so fast."

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"Say 'cheese'!"

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."