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'...I think we've finished with the weading photographs now.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Tourists in Egypt

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Victorian Selfie

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Say cheese!

Lumiere brothers caricature

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Selfie

"Great photo."

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"That's an old photo."

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Say 'cheese'!"

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"