Funny Photo Fanatic Gifts

Lemonade

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Elfie Stick

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

The invention of the Selfie

"Say 'cheese'!"

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"ME!!!"

Gone to photograph lunch

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

"Harold... they know."

"All this just to take a selfy!"

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Just finishing the roll?"

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'...I think we've finished with the weading photographs now.'

'You, me, them...these days we're all someone's intellectual property.'

'Smile!'

Humps ahead.

"You finished packing up your apartment?"

"You're right, I need a longer selfie-stick..."

Tsunami Selfie