Snapshot Fanatic Gifts

"ME!!!"

My First Camera

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

The Desert Island Package

Nervous World Markets.

Say cheese!

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

The Press

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"Say 'cheese'!"

"He passed out from apoplectic rage directed at Trump's voter fraud conspiracies."

"President Gorbachev had his hands full again today."

The Panic Forecast

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Bees reading the Buzz and the Bizz.

"He's been unbearable since he learned to jump!"

"I've called this media conference to say...We have nothing to say!"

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

Gone to photograph lunch