Snapshot Fanatic Gifts

"ME!!!"

My First Camera

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

The Desert Island Package

Nervous World Markets.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Say cheese!

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

The Press

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"Say 'cheese'!"

"President Gorbachev had his hands full again today."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"He passed out from apoplectic rage directed at Trump's voter fraud conspiracies."

The Panic Forecast

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"I've called this media conference to say...We have nothing to say!"

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

"He's been unbearable since he learned to jump!"

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"It's better digitally enhanced."