Photography Nerd Gifts

Giraffe Selfie

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

'Now that's an afro!'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Shellfie

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

The High Line at Giza

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Elephant ass selfie.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Snapshots in Time