Photography Nerd Gifts

Giraffe Selfie

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

The Computer Bore

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Shellfie

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

The High Line at Giza

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Elephant ass selfie.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Cliff Notes

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Why giraffes hate winter

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

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