Camera Geek Gifts

Photographic Club.

Elephant ass selfie.

'It's over, Bill. You were caught on camera.'

A captive bear is very compliant for a photo opportunity.

24-HOUR PHOTO DEVELOPING, 'No peeking, now.'

'So cool: Even with the 'action shot' setting, the photos of you running are still blurry...'

A fish-eye lens.

"Every photograph I've taken here is over exposed"

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Relax, relax, guys! No need to chase him! I've got it all on camera!

"You've got to be kidding! Our camera is already full, and we weren't even on the scenic route?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

In the Guru District

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."