Camera Geek Pillows

Photographic Club.

Elephant ass selfie.

'It's over, Bill. You were caught on camera.'

A captive bear is very compliant for a photo opportunity.

24-HOUR PHOTO DEVELOPING, 'No peeking, now.'

'So cool: Even with the 'action shot' setting, the photos of you running are still blurry...'

A fish-eye lens.

"Every photograph I've taken here is over exposed"

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Relax, relax, guys! No need to chase him! I've got it all on camera!

"You've got to be kidding! Our camera is already full, and we weren't even on the scenic route?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

In the Guru District

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Elfie Stick

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."