Photography Geek Pillows

"We don't serve food here, we only photograph it..."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Now that's an afro!'

Elfie Stick

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

The High Line at Giza

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Shellfie

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Elephant ass selfie.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Smile

Giraffe Selfie

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Snapshots in Time

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."