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"I realize you're afraid the airline will lose your camera gear again, but I doubt duct taping it to yourself will be allowed."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

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"Where's the business end of this thing?"

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Candid Camera store.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Bicycle sat nav.

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Elephant ass selfie.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

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'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

The secret lives of household things.