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Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Selfie Stick

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Modern camping

Deregulated Baseball

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Dry Cleaning

Drone Aerodrome

A heron wearing waders.

Camp Wilderness.

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"Log into nature"

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

"I realize you're afraid the airline will lose your camera gear again, but I doubt duct taping it to yourself will be allowed."

'...How are we supposed to look up how to use this stuff?'

Man pushing a cog up another cog