Outdoor Gear Geek Mugs

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Selfie Stick

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Modern camping

Deregulated Baseball

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

"Dad, I've geotagged the houses that have bird baths or bird feeders and made an app!"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Drone Aerodrome

Camp Wilderness.

Dry Cleaning

A heron wearing waders.

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

"Log into nature"

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'It's easier on the back because the weight is distributed evenly. You should try it sometime.'

"I realize you're afraid the airline will lose your camera gear again, but I doubt duct taping it to yourself will be allowed."

"Which way to the summit? I lost track."

'...How are we supposed to look up how to use this stuff?'