Winter Gear Enthusiast Mugs

Happy?

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

First aid in mountains

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Winter Weather.

Snowyphus

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'Fine. And you?'

The polar olympics

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Midwest Winter Items.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"