Winter Wear Enthusiast Mugs

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Good News about winter

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Keeping warm.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Slippery, huh?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."