Winter Gear Collector Mugs

Snowbird Garage Sale!

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Infinity scarf"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

Faux fur coat and no knickers

'Well this is awkward.'

Bundle up!

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

'Now let's try with the lining.'

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

'It's goose down.'

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

Snow Business

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

'He was bused in from another district.'

Frederick's Of Winnipeg

The Man of Thermal

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

'Now let's pray for a short,sharp spell...'