Winter Gear Collector Mugs

Snowbird Garage Sale!

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Infinity scarf"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Faux fur coat and no knickers

'Well this is awkward.'

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

'It's goose down.'

'He was bused in from another district.'

Snow Business

Bundle up!

Frederick's Of Winnipeg

The Man of Thermal

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

'It's not fair, how come you've got two carrots and four cherries?'

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

'Now let's pray for a short,sharp spell...'