Winter Wit Collector Mugs

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

Snowprov

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Silly wig.

"I love these old decorations!"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

A man taking a bow

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Snowman of the Apes

The Frankenstein snowman.

Lady in a pretty dress

Backdoor

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Snowman Romance

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Hen Behaving Badly.

Airbus

Cold Callers!

Cut A Rug

Train Of Thought

'Never mind the fresh food nurse - at my age I need all the preservatives I can get!'

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

"In other words homogenius."

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

Manhattan

Carol Singers

'I really feel sorry for that guy, spending day after day in that little globe.'