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'Carl! You've got a flat.'

Snowprov

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"I love these old decorations!"

A man taking a bow

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Snowman of the Apes

The Frankenstein snowman.

Lady in a pretty dress

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

Backdoor

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Snowman Romance

Hen Behaving Badly.

Airbus

'Never mind the fresh food nurse - at my age I need all the preservatives I can get!'

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

Cold Callers!

Cut A Rug

Train Of Thought

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"In other words homogenius."

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

'Bless You!' (snowman kills another snowman with a 'dagger' carrot).

'I really feel sorry for that guy, spending day after day in that little globe.'

Manhattan

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'