Winter Gear Enthusiast Gifts

Happy?

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

First aid in mountains

Snow flake

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Good News about winter

Polar bear bowling alley

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Winter Weather.

Snowyphus

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'Fine. And you?'

The polar olympics

Midwest Winter Items.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'