Camera Commander Gifts

Directors Chair and Others.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Giraffe Selfie

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Second lifeReal life.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Infantry.

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Next camera crew 5 mins

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Elephant ass selfie.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Man Ray

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

"Still on your left."

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Two reporters interview each other.

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

Artist painting a cat.

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'