Camera Crew Member Gifts

Next camera crew 5 mins

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Would you like some wings?"

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Cut!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Lifesaver!

Hollywood producer.

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Airport

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

True Story Movie

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."