Camera Operation Gifts

"You left the lens cap on again. I have to charge you extra for wasting my time."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Local News in Heaven

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Police film evidence

Next camera crew 5 mins

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Man Ray

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

A fly on the wall documentary.

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

A convict escaping during the press scrum

Two reporters interview each other.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."