Camera Operation Pillows

"You left the lens cap on again. I have to charge you extra for wasting my time."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Local News in Heaven

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

Police film evidence

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

A fly on the wall documentary.

Two reporters interview each other.

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

The Making of a Gag Cartoon

"Someone is at the front door."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."