Camera Surveillance Gifts

Safety

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"I need to know who started it."

Candid Camera store.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"I spy with my little eye…"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Information about information about information about information.

Dictator, Interrupted

Man Ray

Shark tower surveillance camera.

The Modern Godot

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Mouse security camera.

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

CIA Recommended TVs

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Super-ego Surveillance

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!

Darlene, my intelligence tells me that your fiance is a slob. What intelligence, Rudy? Surveillance photos – dirty clothes and towels thrown on the floor. Dishes piled up in the sink. That's my Mel? How did you get those? Top-flight government spy methods. House of Java.net Cybercafe.