Digital Surveillance Gifts

"Watch yourself--we're under surveillance."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"I need to know who started it."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Computer Expert

Where was I?

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Terry had a computer bug.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"I spy with my little eye…"

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

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'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'