Surveillance Technology Gifts

They're security cameras. I got them because I'm my own worst enemy.

CCTV on torture cage.

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

The Anti-Agent

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"I spy with my little eye…"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

CCTV in church.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Information about information about information about information.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

Shark tower surveillance camera.

Dictator, Interrupted

The Modern Godot

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Diary of a DNA Cop