Surveillance Technology Pillows

CCTV on torture cage.

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

The Anti-Agent

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

CCTV in church.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Information about information about information about information.

The Modern Godot

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."