Digital Surveillance Prints

"Watch yourself--we're under surveillance."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"I need to know who started it."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Computer Expert

Where was I?

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Terry had a computer bug.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"Careful! He knows computers."

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"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'