Video Technician Gifts

"I hate the way it seems to stare at you after you shut it off."

"Blasted thunderstorm! Reset the video clock Igor!"

The Computer Bore

Jack of all trades

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

The Not-So Smart Meter

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Congratulations on your retirement!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Filming Christmas

High speed cinder block

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Battery Lighthouse

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Fixing the TV.

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"