Video Technician Mugs

"I hate the way it seems to stare at you after you shut it off."

"Blasted thunderstorm! Reset the video clock Igor!"

Jack of all trades

The Computer Bore

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

The Not-So Smart Meter

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Congratulations on your retirement!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Battery Lighthouse

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

High speed cinder block

Filming Christmas

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Fixing the TV.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'