Audio-visual Technician Gifts

Electronics. He's fascinated by the fast forward feature.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Subwoofer

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Man and Machine snoozing

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Best Special Effects Award

"Someone is at the front door."

"Turn down the bass."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

NYC Department of Sanitation

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'