Audio-visual Technician T-Shirts

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Subwoofer

Man and Machine snoozing

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Best Special Effects Award

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"Turn down the bass."

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Someone is at the front door."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.